Saturday, December 27, 2008

Words of motivation

Success is not final
Failure is not fatal
It is the courage to continue that counts.

Rules at pumping petrol


Petrol turns into vapour quickly when you are pumping at high speed.
The probelm is that the vapourised petrol gets sucked back into the underground tank right before you pull out the nozzle.This means less petrol than you are paying.
Therefore,you have to go slow at the pump.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Malaysian Culture

1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam
(b) no transport or
(c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah!
He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Picture of me working..


Picture taken by my friend,while i busy working.She is indeed a good photographer.

Internship

I'm working in an ice cream factory in Ipoh.
Working from 8am to 5pm.
Sad to say that on Saturday,i still need to wake up early to go to work and work till 5pm.
I have to admit that working there is quite a tough job.
What make me say is a tough job?
Overloading work....
It also because that company has a worker ,he is middle age man,and very"gila".Everyone in the company hates him.When the boss not here,he will act like boss and order people around.He likes to complain to the bos that people dont listen and disrespect his order.When he does something wrong,he blame others for the mistakes.He will never admit his mistake.
The most irrating thing is,he always follows us around the company to see whether we "curi tulang".If we " curi tulang",he will immediately tell the bos.The bos always believe his words.I and my friend alwayz kena from him,he alwayz complain about us in front of the bos.
The most important thing is on the 1st day he told us that he dont like uni student and he also told us that no one can change his atitude
But,luckily i still have my course mate to accompany me in the internship in the same factory and the blessing is except for this special man all the other workers in the company are helpful and friendly.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321



1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111


9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?


And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to

GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help

answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D


12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!


Thursday, October 30, 2008

ipoh famous


white coffee and roti bakar
from ipoh old town