Sunday, September 21, 2008

学会珍惜

妻子是个小尾巴,我走到哪里她都要问到哪里 。我
厌烦,她却乐此不疲。可是,这 个小尾巴却在那个
下着大雨的深夜永 远消失了……
我的心情非常难过,内 心充满了内疚和痛楚,我无
法原谅自 己的过错。
  
结婚那天, 老婆用买戒指的钱给我买了一款手机。
那天夜里,我们两人在被窝里一遍遍地调试 着手机
的响铃。
我们觉得, 生活就像这铃声,响亮、悦耳,充满着
憧憬和希望。

从那天开始 ,我常常接到她的电话:老公,下班
了买点菜回家。”“老公,我想你,我爱你
”“
老公,晚上一起去妈妈家吃饭我的心里十分温
暖。
有一次,我忘了给手机充电,又恰好陪领 导到基
层,应酬到半夜才回到家,推 开房门一看,我发现
老婆早已哭红了 眼睛。

原来从我下班时间 开始,她每隔一刻钟就打一次
电话, 我都不在服务区。老婆更加着急,总以为发
生了什么意外,
后来每隔十分 钟打一次,直到我推开家门,她刚把
话筒放下。我对老婆的小题大做不以为然:我又
不是小孩子,还能出什么事情?
老婆却说有一种预感,觉得我不接 电话就不会回来
了,我拍拍老婆的脑 袋,笑了:傻瓜!
不过,从此以 后我一直没有忘记及时给手机充电。

后来我升了职,有了钱,手机换 了好几个。突
然有一天,我想起欠着 老婆的那枚戒指,便兴冲冲
地拉她去 商厦。
可是她又犹豫了,说:白金 钻戒套在手指上有什
么用啊?给我买 个手机好吗?我可以经常跟你联
系。 于是我就给她买了一个手机。
那天,我们一个在卧室,一个在客厅 ,互相发
着短信息,玩得高兴极了。

一天夜里,我和同事到 朋友家玩牌,正玩在兴
头上,老婆打 来了电话:你在哪里?怎么还不回
家?”“我在同事家里玩牌。
”“
什么时候回来?”“呆会儿吧。输了赢,赢
了输,老婆的电话打了一次又一次。
外面下起了大雨,老婆的电话又响了 你究竟在
哪里?在干什么?快回 来!
没告诉你吗?我在同事家玩 ,下这么大的雨我怎么
回去!”“ 你告诉我你在什么地方,我来接
你! ”“不用了!
一起打牌的朋友都嘲 笑我妻管严,一气之下,
我把手 机关了。

天亮了,我输 得两手空空,朋友用车子把我送
回家 ,不料家门紧锁,老婆不在家。就在这时,电
话响了,是岳母打来的,
话那头哭着说:她深夜冒着雨出来,骑着自行
车,带着雨伞去我同事家找,找了一 家又一家,路
上出了车祸,再也没有 醒来。
她走在找我的路上,永远不会 再醒来了。

我打开手机,只见上面有一条未读留言:
忘记了吗?今天是我们的结婚周年纪 念曰呀!我去
找你了,别乱跑,我带 着伞!

我泪流满面,一遍遍看着这条短信息---- --
  


Saturday, September 20, 2008

How Employer Looks The Differences Between MAN VS WOMEN

How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)
1. The family picture is on HIS
desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
4. HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.
5. HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll prove his performance.
The boss criticized HER.
She'll be very upset.
8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
9. HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.
10. HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are notdependable.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

It's not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.


7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.


9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.


10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'

THAT MEANS
WE NO NEED TO STUDY ANYMORE
~~WOOHOO~~
~~HAHA~~

those were the days

we grew up watching Transformers,
Thundercats, Woody Woodpecker,
Chipmunks, Mickey Mouse, Jem, Mask,
Ninja Turtles, Voltron, Baja Hitam,
Ultraman n not forgettin POWER RANGERS
n BUGS BUNNY!!!

had to brush our teeths during recess
at primary school? had to hold plastic
cups, line up with your classmates side
by side and start brushing our teeths
at some open area... or maybe near some
drain??
and do you still remember that we had
'dentist' rooms where we had to line up and
have
our
teeths check?

not to forget our 'program minum susu'
in primary school.. everybody is
suppose
to buy like cartons of milk that
costed 30 cents each.. and you would
see
everyone drinking it everyday...its d
UHT milk...

the teachers who would want to punish
us must use yellow rulers to hit us on
our palms?? 1 metre length..

that a bowl of mihun soup or some soup
only costed 5
40 cents at the school
canteen...

went to some sundry shop near the
school or to the 'roti' man waiting
outside our schools so that we can buy
junk food like chickedees, mamee, ding
dang with some toys in it, 'Ti Kam',
ice-cream and we would play games like
monopoly, uno, old maid, and all other
card games like that...

another fun time would be during
Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would
play football while the girls would
play netball... and it would be like we
were playing in the world cup...

but of course. the best would be main
guli, batu seremban, bottlecaps, ice-
cream sticks, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-
three', Cops and Robbers, main aci
duduk,getah... and for the not so
active, those kind of 'book games'
where
we would use buku latihan to draw and
ask our friends to play... and also dot
(titik) where its like conquering the
other party's dots? we use brains too
rite :D

do you remember the popsicles (ice-
cream tubes) which are actually ice and
colouring that are sold for 10 to 20
cents.. the colourful ones.. where you
usually bite off the top to glup it
down.orange tastes b best..

what about days when we felt like doing
naughty things such as folding papers
so small to make 'lastik' amd shoot
each other... how about throwing
chalks?? and also using white chalk to colour
our shoes
when our shoes were dirty


in computer class, we were still using
black and white computer moniters..
played maybe SEGA or
NINTENDO...

Are we all getting older or what?

we have friends from school that are
already married and even given birth and their
chidren are calling you aunties

when we meet back with our friends
from time to time, we feel excited and
happy talking about old times, the
funny 'adventures' or stories that we
experienced as a kid..

last but not least, that when you
read this, you would think of all the
happy & sad memories that you have
experienced when you were still a kid

well,i guess im getting older...

Saturday, August 16, 2008

talking bout friendship

Two may talk together
under the same roof for many years,
yet never really meet,
and two others at first speech
are old friends.

a quote

Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,
and finds in your presence that life is worth while.
So when you are lonely, remember it's true
Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.

Friday, July 25, 2008

I love you

Just three little words
don't seem like enough
for someone whose smile
still brightens my day,
whose touch can make me forget
the rest of the world.

They don't seem like enough
for someone who's always been there
to celebrate with me
when everything goes my way
and to hold my hand
when my whole world
seems to fall apart.

But even though "I Love You"
can't express the depth
of my feelings for you.
I hope you know what's in my heart.
Because loving you
means more to me
than anything in the world
and it always will.